Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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