Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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