Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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