mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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