If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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