Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
50% drunk capacity currently
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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