Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Randomize
