porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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