I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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