Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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