windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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