Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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