do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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