Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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