Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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