I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
