I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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