im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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