Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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