Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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