he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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