i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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