So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Randomize