I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
