I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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