"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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