Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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