well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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