problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
you traded sex for a burrito?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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