Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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