ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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