i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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