Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
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