Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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