Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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