hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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