Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
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