Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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