Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
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