i just google imaged poop.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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