Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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