Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize
