do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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