I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
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Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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