Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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