that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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