I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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