your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Randomize