Nicole vs. Life
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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