Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
All I want is dick and wine.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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