let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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