Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
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