We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
wow bdsm is so cute
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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