Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
The best revenge is premature balding
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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