It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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