did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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